Friday, August 10, 2012

Shut Up Fool Awards-Closing Olympic Weekend Edition

It was just two weeks ago that the world was eagerly awaiting the start of the 2012 Olympic Games in London.  After two weeks of competition, now we're approaching the final weekend of competition and (sniff, sniff) the closing ceremonies on Sunday.  

It's Friday, and that means it's Shut Up Fool awards time.  It's time to determine what fool, fool or group of fools achieved gold, silver and bronze medal status for stupidity and ignorance.

Let's just go straight to the medal winners this week.

The bronze medal winner is Bryan Fischer, who made this ludicrously inaccurate attempt to call the Nazis liberals while discussing the recent Wisconsin Sikh Temple shooting involving a neo-Naz shooter..

Um Bryan, the reality is you conservafools and the Nazis are scarily alike in thought and political tactics.  Many of Hitler's speeches not only used religious imagery, but were staunchly anti communist, racist, misogynistic and attacked liberalism on a regular basis.   

Just like y'all conservafools.    But here's a taste of one of Hitler's speeches from back in the day that i can easiy imagine a conservatie Republican politican uttering.  .       

“Secular schools can never be tolerated because such schools have no religious instruction, and a general moral instruction without a religious foundation is built on air; consequently, all character training and religion must be derived from faith …we need believing people.”  Adolf Hitler,  April 26, 1933


The silver medal winner is Allegheny County, PA Republican party chairman Jim Roddey.  In the wake of a celebrating special election victory told a tasteless joke questioning the mental capacities of Obama supporters.  

Hey y'all are the ones who have been for decades voting for the 1% peeps who screw you and falling for the okey doke that non-whites are 'taking your jobs'.   I think that calls your cognitive abilities into question, seeing that you've been voting against your own economic interests out of racial resentment for over 150 years.


The gold medal winner is Papa John's pizza founder John Schnatter, who not only is a big Romney supporter and hosted a fundraiser for him in may at his palatial Louisville home,  is hatin' on the Affordable Care Act so much he raised prices on his pizzas by 14 cents and tried to blame the price increase on the ACA

Yeah, right.  You can afford that big azz house in Da Ville, fat donations to Mittbot's campaign but can't pay for your 16,500 employees health care?

Shut up fools!


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