Thursday, March 20, 2014

Fred Is Dead

Yep, Our longtime TBLG community hater and founder of the Westboro Baptist Talabaptist Church Cult Fred Phelps passed away yesterday.   Phred is probably having a chat at this moment with, help me out Church Lady.

So to remember the man who caused so much pain, grief and anguish for people inside and outside the TBLG community and the families of our fallen veterans,  it's time for another of my song rewrites. 

So y'all know what to do.  Fire up your iPods, Spotify or your fave music program and sing along with Moni's remixed lyrics. 

Fred Is Dead
(sung to the tune of Freddie's Dead' by Curtis Mayfield)  

Hey, hey
Love, love
Yeah, yeah
Ah, ha
Fred Phelps is dead
That's what I said
Westboro Baptist Church
Was his heinous home
But gay hate was the fate
For what he became known

It's not hard to understand
There's no TBLG love for this man
I'm sure all would agree
That misery was WBC
Gaybaiting things
Now Freddie's dead
That's what I said

Hating soldiers amused him
Ripped up gays and abused them
Another WBC plan
Pushin' hate where he can
That's terrible, yo
But that's how it goes
When Fred was on your corner now
If you wanna be a hater, wow
Remember Fred is dead

We're all built up to progress
But Fred Phelps wanted to regress
Couldn't deal with human rights dreams
Fred was hateful and mean
Ain't nothing left said
'Cause Fred is dead
Hey, hey
Love, love
Hey, hey
Yeah, yeah
Ha, ha
Love, love
Yeah, yeah
Ha, ha
Yeah, yeah
Fred is dead

All want is peace of mind
With a little love I'm trying to find
This could be such a beautiful world
But hater like Fred make me hurl
Don't need to hear that bile
Don't wanna be like Freddie now
'Cause Fred is dead

Hey, hey
Yeah, yeah
If you don't try
You're gonna die
Why can't we brothers
Protect one another
No one's serious
And it makes me furious
Don't be misled
Just think of Fred
Hating soldiers amused him
Ripped up gays and abused them
Another WBC plan
Pushin' hate where he can
That's terrible, yo
But that's how it goes
When Fred was on your corner now

If you wanna be a hater, why?
Remember Fred is dead
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha
Fred is dead
Hey, hey
Ha, ha
Love, love
Ha, ha...

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